This was a tricky one. I kept getting alerts for:

-----BEGIN MESSAGE-----
[2012-07-09T23:40:37+1000] server8.somedomain.com
CRIT   :  [2012-07-09T23:40:34+1000] msg=<POLICY NODIRECTORY>, path=</var/log>
-----BEGIN SIGNATURE-----
EA6AB852FD5E03118A95B8507E514F264CCFE3CC35E3330F
000154 1340761939::server8.somedomain.com
-----END MESSAGE-----

And for the life of me wasn’t sure why but after reading the source code the cause is explained:

{ MSG_FI_NODIR, N_("File found where directory was expected"), IDMEF_IMPACT_TYPE_FILE },

And you know what it was correct! /var/log was a softlink to /data/logs!

Need to deploy Adobe Flash via Group Policy? Well here is the link to the MSI file required for deployment.
MSI File and reference page

Here is the Windows XP (SP3) and Windows 7 offline installer for Adobe Reader X: http://ardownload.adobe.com/pub/adobe/reader/win/10.x/10.1.3/en_US/AdbeRdr1013_en_US.exe

echo “YAY HTML Works” | mail -s “$(echo -e “Subject Goes HerenContent-Type: text/html”)” to@yourmum.com

I recently moved my website to a cheap VPS I had the fun journey of trying to get it work without grinding to a halt everytime I clicked on a page, which you ‘should’ have noticed is fixed.

Firstly I needed to be realistic this blog wouldn’t have more than two simultanious connections at once, with that known I could then edit the amount for apache server threads to an un-godly small number in /etc/apache2/apache2.conf

StartServers 2
MinSpareServers 2
MaxSpareServers 2
MaxClients 20
MaxRequestsPerChild 0

With that noted a quick look at ‘top’ shows MySQL eating lots of Virtual Memory a quick swap of the configuration file: /usr/share/doc/mysql-server-5.1/examples/my-small.cnf to /etc/mysql/my.cnf sorts out that problem. (Don’t forget to backup your originals)

And finally modifying the WordPress max memory limit as noted in this post
suhosin[10882]: ALERT – script tried to increase memory_limit to 268435456 bytes